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ARIES
Expect temper tantrums in the forums until the
server upgrade is finished.
TAURUS
Sudden changes in the status of other editors may surprise you.
GEMINI
Spewing liquids onto your keyboard can shorten its life. Next time read
the forum *after* coffee.
CANCER
You wonder why social life has been non-existent, then remember you edited
for 18 hours on Saturday.
LEO
You fall to the floor exhausted when you quit spinning around, saying
"I'm a monkey, I'm a tree."
Nothing.
VIRGO
Do not expect others to do your work.
LIBRA
Metas will react with favor to your new-cat request.
SCORPIO
Boss asks how your project is going. Your response about eliminating
hijacked URLs from Shopping/ apparently isn't what he wanted to
hear.
SAGITTARIUS
Your offer to share your Dmoz editing pay fails to impress your
significant other.
CAPRICORN
No matter what you do... don't go out with anyone fascinated by pointy
sticks.
AQUARIUS
You have no idea how much entertainment your editing skills have provided
the metas... until today.
PISCES
You need to start planning that editors' get-together in your area.
If your birthday is today... Keep it
to yourself, cause the rest of us are in a real pissy mood.
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